MY WORLD
Friday, December 9, 2011
Original Story
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and
laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool
and laughs dances plays the summer away. Come winter, the Ant is warm and
well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the
cold.
Indian Version:
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and
laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool
and laughs dances plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands
to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others
are cold and starving.
NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper
next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with
food.
The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor
Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant's house.
Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that
Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter .
Mayawati states this as 'injustice' done on Minorities.
Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government for
not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.
The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the
Grasshopper (many promising Heaven & Everlasting Peace for prompt support
as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) .
Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for 'Bengal Bandh' in
West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.
CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in
the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and
Grasshoppers.
Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway
Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.
Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the 'Prevention of Terrorism Against
Grasshoppers Act'[POTAGA] , with effect from the beginning of the winter..
Arjun Singh makes 'Special Reservation' for Grasshoppers in Educational
Institutions in Government Services.
The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left
to pay his retroactive taxes, it's home is confiscated by the Government
and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV, BBC, CNN.
Arundhati Roy calls it 'A Triumph of Justice'.
Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice'.
CPM calls it the 'Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden'
Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.
Many years later...
The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar
company in Silicon Valley ,
100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere
in India ,
....AND
As a result of losing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the
grasshoppers, India is still a developing country...!!
N.B.: I have no idea whose creative mind this has come out from, but this piece is awesome
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Think urself
Engineer == god
Engineer =god
hi guys ..good morning
We are having capability to create a processors to work efficiently by time ,by task and all requirements which are created by engineers
Why cant we realise ourself as a processors which are ceated by god ,we are also havng some architecture ,memory,speed,alu etc
in todays technology we know that whats the role of processors ,then realise the role our our processors ....
Let me introduce myself as a Advanced processor CORTEX -A9 ...
ha ha ha see one thing in above statements GOD created processors and also Engineers created processors .so ENGINEERS =GOD ..... GOOD MORNING Have a good clock frequency to execute your tasks on this day .....tc
Life
Hi guys..
i think that who are fight to lead their life that what ever they want ..those are also soldier ,who is always thinking to lead there life for those satisfaction ,for family ,for country .....for those people ALL THE BEST to get success in journey of life ...love you guys .. go ahead with your will ,motivate your self and do the things what ever u want ..........Be an soldier ,fight with your life ..die as a LEGEND
Success
Up to myself There s only one step for success ...
it s ntg but participation
once you feel i need this ,just think how to get success ,ths enough 50%u get it ,you can achieve 99% by participation but remaining only one percent u get When ever u dont have any reasons to your success or failure ........fact is easily to tell reasons but difficult to overcome ....it s ly came when ever you believe you are responsible for your success or failure...
My theory
So many scientists done a lot of work to prove that "EARTH IS ROUND in shape",we just heard not see or feel ....
A New theory KARTHEEK I st Law .."Earth is round in shape "
One day on the journey of my life i discovered it is as " I started to love one girl hearty ,purely and deeply,but she reject me ...mmm so i think pos and then i started to see some other Girls .....Here i discovered
"Even i saw so many girls around me ...but my heart still want that first girl who i love" ....AS A ENGINEER I THINK SMARTLY AND FOUND AT this is the movement i realize "EARTH IS ROUND " .