Friday, December 9, 2011
Original Story
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and
laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool
and laughs dances plays the summer away. Come winter, the Ant is warm and
well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the
cold.
Indian Version:
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and
laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool
and laughs dances plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands
to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others
are cold and starving.
NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper
next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with
food.
The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor
Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant's house.
Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that
Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter .
Mayawati states this as 'injustice' done on Minorities.
Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government for
not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.
The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the
Grasshopper (many promising Heaven & Everlasting Peace for prompt support
as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) .
Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for 'Bengal Bandh' in
West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.
CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in
the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and
Grasshoppers.
Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway
Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.
Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the 'Prevention of Terrorism Against
Grasshoppers Act'[POTAGA] , with effect from the beginning of the winter..
Arjun Singh makes 'Special Reservation' for Grasshoppers in Educational
Institutions in Government Services.
The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left
to pay his retroactive taxes, it's home is confiscated by the Government
and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV, BBC, CNN.
Arundhati Roy calls it 'A Triumph of Justice'.
Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice'.
CPM calls it the 'Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden'
Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.
Many years later...
The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar
company in Silicon Valley ,
100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere
in India ,
....AND
As a result of losing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the
grasshoppers, India is still a developing country...!!
N.B.: I have no idea whose creative mind this has come out from, but this piece is awesome
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Think urself
Engineer == god
Engineer =god
hi guys ..good morning
We are having capability to create a processors to work efficiently by time ,by task and all requirements which are created by engineers
Why cant we realise ourself as a processors which are ceated by god ,we are also havng some architecture ,memory,speed,alu etc
in todays technology we know that whats the role of processors ,then realise the role our our processors ....
Let me introduce myself as a Advanced processor CORTEX -A9 ...
ha ha ha see one thing in above statements GOD created processors and also Engineers created processors .so ENGINEERS =GOD ..... GOOD MORNING Have a good clock frequency to execute your tasks on this day .....tc
Life
Hi guys..
i think that who are fight to lead their life that what ever they want ..those are also soldier ,who is always thinking to lead there life for those satisfaction ,for family ,for country .....for those people ALL THE BEST to get success in journey of life ...love you guys .. go ahead with your will ,motivate your self and do the things what ever u want ..........Be an soldier ,fight with your life ..die as a LEGEND
Success
Up to myself There s only one step for success ...
it s ntg but participation
once you feel i need this ,just think how to get success ,ths enough 50%u get it ,you can achieve 99% by participation but remaining only one percent u get When ever u dont have any reasons to your success or failure ........fact is easily to tell reasons but difficult to overcome ....it s ly came when ever you believe you are responsible for your success or failure...
My theory
So many scientists done a lot of work to prove that "EARTH IS ROUND in shape",we just heard not see or feel ....
A New theory KARTHEEK I st Law .."Earth is round in shape "
One day on the journey of my life i discovered it is as " I started to love one girl hearty ,purely and deeply,but she reject me ...mmm so i think pos and then i started to see some other Girls .....Here i discovered
"Even i saw so many girls around me ...but my heart still want that first girl who i love" ....AS A ENGINEER I THINK SMARTLY AND FOUND AT this is the movement i realize "EARTH IS ROUND " .
Girls
Girls are the great motivators for Body builders ...
If you are going to lift the great weights means at that time visualize the girl "whom you dont like or whom dont likes you " then u can see a magic u can easily lift the weight up to 60kg easily ...
Today morning itself i realize this during my workouts ..So thanks to grat motivators ...gud morning
Language of eyes
So many people told eyes can speak effective language ,but i cant see my eyes to get about me .....even in mirror also its not original ..
the only eyes which sees me as original and genuine and speaks about me are my parents eyes ,friends ,relations etc ...
so i am respecting those eyes which loves me ,which hates me,which inspire me ,which likes me .....i like to see those eyes and learn from those eyes about what i am ..................
Whats Love
WHAT IS LOVE ?
up to mine "A change in ours towards someone " it is pure psychological feeling which is created by deep thinking of someone via dreams or Some Harmon's effect .
if you realize these you have two options to do
1.dont believe love
... 2.love the world equally
Ego ,suspect ,responsibility,lust etc some are the qualities of LOVE ,Realize the good things for permanent happiness leave the bad company and feel PROUD TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY ....
Truth of life
naloni "NIJAM " nijam kadhu ,Naloni "APADDAMEY " meku telisina nijam
naloni "NIJANNI " nijanga choodadaniki chestunna prayatname .....
my book a short autobiography "OPEN YOUR WINGS " Advanced version of the wings of fire
Perfection
While dreaming about my future i visualize so many challenges and responsibilities,great risks etc .....after 2 sec i thought that how can i face all the things? who guides me to face all ???? even i am scaring about my Internals ...then how can I? like that so many questions
What can i do now to face all challenges ,how can i prepare ? finally i got answer One only thing i can do is to show my PERFECTION all my work levels ......
Memorable Failure
So
many people said LIFE means UP's and DOWN'S ,Since i didnt concentrate
on my downs ,Even in my downs i never think about those ,my
visualizations,my mind set , my atmosphere they only made me to see the
future achievements and success (UP'S)......
After a long gap
today i thought that i am in down ,and today i failed to visualize my
future success...I dont want to tell the reasons but frankly i am
accepting my defeat .
Sunday, June 5, 2011
MY FIRST DAY IN MY COLLEGE
Myself i introduce first to Mr Siva (vlsi) and in embedded raghavendra (my room meet)..and after all introductions ,i eyes goes to meet the great motivators of every college those are none other than GIRLS .due to late joining of me my friends already analyze all girls and they gave introduction about all ... on that time i have thought to make my class interesting i started with my friends and i offers s small treat to all (bachelors party) and we enjoy a little bit and i came close to some of my friends .next i came towards girls i called to one of my class girl her name is ............ (all of class knows) i gave a ring to her and i talked as a HR MANAGER from xx company she replied to me and i get some details of her .this is the first time i experiment with girls so at first i afraid after i take it lite . . .That is the first day of my class with my friends .....on that day we formed a room with my some of my best (now and ever ) friends raghavendra,teja and chaithu...this is the day i started to make some changes to build myself as a the best ..i analyze myself for each day and update myself towards my satisfaction.